It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because….
Puns
What did the Monkey say to her boyfriend?
Puns: Monkey Couple
One day, a very short man went to the doctor. “Help me, doctor!” he said. “I used to be six feet tall, but now I’m only four feet tall. I think I’m shrinking! You have to help me right now! NOW, doctor!” The doctor looked down at him with a […]
Puns: The Short Man and the Doctor
Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?
Puns: Cinderella
1 Did you know that otters sometimes hold hands when they sleep, to keep from drifting apart? Besides being completely adorable, it’s also a great opportunity for puns! There are many otters puns, and I couldn’t choose just one of them, so here are some of my favorites: You otter hold […]
Puns: Adorable Otters
Did you hear about the new restaurant they put on the moon?